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Sweet Vibrations ‘The Perfect Match’ Vibrator – Review

The first sex toy I ever owned was among the early adopters of the original jackrabbit design after they did away with the external battery pack. It was translucent purple, allowing you to see the AAA batteries it needed as well as the motor, and, although it was always intended to be an internal/external stimulator, it was basically a hard plastic dick that had little bunny ears to (in theory) stimulate the clitoris.

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Yeah… like that.

The only thing to really do with it was to fuck yourself with it, hoping that each time you inserted it inside you, the bunny ears would actually reach your clit. The problem, at least for me, was that because the toy was so rigid, it never curved properly to hit my G-spot, and because I had to take the entire dick in order for the bunny ears to touch my clit, it didn’t happen with every stroke. It actually kind of hurt to use and although I could still reach orgasm, it left much to be desired.

Speaking of batteries, you think it’s bad when your vibrator dies nowadays? Imagine your literal batteries dying mid-session and you already took the ones out of the TV remote, the cable box remote AND the ones from the smoke detector. You’d have to get in your car and DRIVE TO THE STORE in order to have an orgasm with a toy that day. Because it’s not like the toys could warn you when the batteries were getting low and sometimes you were just at the end of the pack. Worst.

Fast forward more than 10 years, my first ever dildo sits in a storage unit – its only purpose to serve as a reminder how far we’ve all come, and I have finally met The Perfect Match. Pun intended.

Look Ma, no hands

In anticipation of their Valentine’s Day giveaway, Sweet Vibrations sent me their latest vibrator, ‘The Perfect Match’, and honeyyyy, it fits as if they took a mold of my actual vagina and tailored it specifically for me.

The soft, velvety, flexible silicone allows this vibrator to bend and contour to the curves of your vagina, fitting snug inside you while the external stimulator sits between your labia and rests on the glans of your clit. It fits so well I don’t even need to hold it in place and can use my hands to stimulate other parts of my body, my partner, or to hold my phone if I’m utilizing a little visual stimulation.

What I’m happy the sex toy industry seems to have collectively realized, is that the point of toys/vibrators is not necessarily to imitate sex organs. The point is to design an object that fits the person who it’s designed for. And although they are often phallic objects when intended for vagina owners, they don’t need to resemble a penis to be effective; to be honest, the best ones don’t. Now, this isn’t to say that penises are ineffective, that would be grossly inaccurate *insert devilish grin*, but there is a reason it is often hard for a penis owner to “find” the G-spot. Sex toy companies have the unique opportunity to create objects that make this quest to find the G-spot a lot easier, whether playing by yourself or with a partner(s). Sweet Vibrations has done just that with The Perfect Match (and they know it, too, with a name like that!).

Discovering My Perfect Match

The Perfect Match in pink

Sweet Vibrations toys come in a simple, clean white box. Upon opening the box, the first thing you see is a card that says “forever warranty.” Perhaps all vibrators offer this, perhaps not, but the point that impressed me was that I knew off the bat I was covered. That assurance made the experience of opening a new toy that much more exciting. As someone who has worked in hospitality for much of her life, I appreciate good customer service, and with a forever warranty, before even seeing the toy, I already felt a level of comfort; that’s a great place to start (especially when it comes to sex toys).

Next, there is a little information package, some light literature if you will, that delves into the product info, instructions, maintenance, etc., as well as information about other Sweet Vibrations products and the company itself.

Then comes the main attraction: The beautiful, the lovely, The Perfect Match. This vibrator is a silky soft and very flexible rabbit-style vibrator with dual motors (thankfully, not ones you can see) that operate independently. The Perfect Match has 10 vibration patterns, enabling you to put the emphasis on either the internal or external motor, or in tandem, depending on how you are feeling or what you desire for any given session.

As I do, whenever I’m playing with a new toy for the first time, I try it on its slowest and most basic setting and see what kind of damage it can do. I wasn’t a minute in on the lowest speed before I had my first orgasm – no kidding! As I played around with the more elaborate patterns, I had fun teasing myself both internally and externally, but the thing I enjoyed the most is how for the first time in my life, I was able to feel the stark difference between the two sensations, and how each one uniquely brought me to orgasm.

Other perks to note: The vibrator comes with a black, appears-to-be-water-resistant-if-not-waterproof carrying pouch that is super thick for discretion. The toy charges with its own USB charger which is the same design as many other modern sex toys, making losing a charger a lot less nerve-wracking. The toy is completely waterproof, relatively quiet, and for babes on-the-go, the power button has a safety mechanism built-in so that it won’t turn on in your luggage. Nice.

Also important to note: the whiplash from the orgasm is very real.

So far the only thing I don’t like about this vibrator is that after I come, and it only takes about 30 seconds, and I’m all sensitive and I need the sensation to stop immediately, it takes longer than .00743984216 seconds to turn off the vibrator. It’s more like 2 seconds and that’s 2 seconds too long. But that’s hardly a bad problem to have, amirite?

The Sports Car of Vibrators

I’m not at all a car person, but hear me out. Ford Mustang. The Perfect Match. Let me explain.

A few months back, I was renting a car and there was a promotion going on which allowed me the option to upgrade for free from an economy car to a Ford Mustang. A Mustang? Hell yeah. I don’t think I had ever taken a sports car for more than a lap around the block before, never mind a 3-day trip. So yeah, give me the Mustang.

Basically the same thing, right?

What I didn’t anticipate was what happened next: this would become a car that I needed in my life. Like, if it’s not a Ford Mustang, I don’t want it. Not because it was a Mustang, with its connotations of wealth and glamour, but because as I drove it, I realized how every single feature I had loved and needed from every car I had ever driven was exactly where I reached for it to be.

From the buttons on the dashboard to the air system to the lights, the gas tank release button, the audio hook up… everything was exactly where I naturally thought it should be; it was as if I had designed the car for myself by myself. It was the most intuitive experience I have ever had in a vehicle, and I’d say I rent more than the average. The more I drove it, the more pleased I was, never truly getting used to how perfect a fit it was for me.

To me, The Perfect Match vibrator by Sweet Vibrations is like a Ford Mustang; not just because it’s a great vibrator, but because it delivers the best experience I’ve personally had with one.

Now if only there was a way to incorporate the two…

Peekaboo