Lora DiCarlo ‘BACI’ Clitoral Massager – Review

Have you ever had someone go down on you and it feels like their tongue is in every single cell of your body? Well, that's exactly what the Baci by Lora DiCarlo feels like. Any. Time. You. Want. It. I'll be honest with you, I've tried clitoral sucking toys before and I'm sad to admit that I've never been too impressed; the feeling is just not for everyone. The Baci, however, felt different right...

‘The Layer’ – Sex Blanket Review

As they say, it's all fun and games until someone has to sleep in the wet spot. I'm not sure who "they" are, but they're not wrong. To see how large a wet spot you can create or summon out of someone else is fun in the moment, but sleeping in the mess is cold, gross, and just downright uncomfortable (and I haven't even mentioned the necessity for laundry and the ruining of mattresses). If you've...

Sweet Vibrations ‘Charmed’ Wand – Review

I'm just going to go ahead and say it: the biggest beef I have with wand toys is that they can be a bit monotonous. Sure you can use them as a full body massager and their rigidity allows for you to use lots of pressure, but when it comes to vulva play, I just don't really see the appeal. The fin tip is unmatched. Period. Not only are wands usually pretty loud (understandable due to how powerful...

The One Positive Impact Victoria’s Secret Had On Baby Peekaboo

Storytime: As a kid in mid-childhood in the late 90s, before I was aware of any other love or relationship structure outside of what my parents and the parents of my friends had (read: cisgender, monogamous, heteronormative, suburban marriage), I used to steal my mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalogs and lay them out, wide-eyed and full of innocent lust, flipping slowly through their pages,...

Bull & Bunny Podcast Ep.45 Exposing Myself Ft. Peekaboo Collins x IG Live

This past week I got together with Aidian and Carmen of the Bull & Bunny Podcast and got double-teamed for my podcast debut and exposed the shit outta myself!!! (You know when you can't think of a word and the word you use instead just sounds so sexual but also so perfect? Yeah, "exposed" was the result of that and I'm not even mad at it). In this episode, we talk writing erotica,...

Vibease ‘Emerald’ Vibrator – Review

Most vibrators, when you look at them, are pretty self-explanatory in terms of how you use them. The Vibease Emerald, however, leaves a bit up for interpretation (in other words, multi-use *wink*). When I first took it out of the box, the Emerald reminded me of Krumm from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters without legs. It looked like those leather playboy bunny masks with the ears sticking straight up....

Sweet Vibrations ‘The Perfect Match’ Vibrator – Review

The first sex toy I ever owned was among the early adopters of the original jackrabbit design after they did away with the external battery pack. It was translucent purple, allowing you to see the AAA batteries it needed as well as the motor, and, although it was always intended to be an internal/external stimulator, it was basically a hard plastic dick that had little bunny ears to (in theory)...

Touch as Communication

When conflict arises, and it does, do you know how to best be there for your partner(s)? Really think about it before you jump to the conclusion, “Of course I do! That’s my partner!” The recent passing of Kobe Bryant hit both a partner of mine and me hard. It was the death of someone neither of us knew personally, but it was impactful, nonetheless. We came together and talked a bunch, and...

Crave’s Vesper Vibrator Necklace – Review

We've all been there. You're out and your phone vibrates (I'd say beeps, but then I'd have to call you bad names because who doesn't have their phone permanently on silent in 2020?). It's from bae. You smile, filled to the brim with excitement and anticipation from hearing from them. You open the text and immediately put your phone down like if you don't it might bite. What filth! You smile a...

The Greatest Hour on the Internet

I put on David August Boiler Room Berlin Live Set and get to work. It's an amazing, sophisticated electronic set with the greatest bass. I listen to it when I’m at the gym. I play the video of it on the side of whatever I'm doing when I’m at home working on my computer; I play it on the side when I'm writing. I use it to time an hour of productivity. When it’s on, I grind. Amazing body of...